Hot Local

I was going to post to this Facebook group, but then beside my inbox there was an advertisement assuring me that I could "meet hot local women." It confused me because I thought, "If all these hot local women want to meet me, why don't they just come up and talk to me? They are hot, which should make them not too intimidated to talk to me, and local means that they are near by." I soon realized that this advertisement was nothing more than a clever ruse to to make me click on a link and go to another website. I thought to myself "Doesn't this mean that the 'hot local women' don't want to meet me?" We may never know, but I choose to believe that there are "hot local women" out there somewhere just waiting to meet.....